ive moved!

can you find where i've gone??

in the show spongebob squarepants, sponegbob fails his driver's test 58 times. when i came home with another fail from the DMV, my mom decided to nickname me "katbob squarepants." in which case, i proceeded to tell her all the top 10 reasons why i will never drive.

1. cars are ridiculously expensive
2. gas is ridiculously expensive
3. continuously applying for new permits and driver's licenses is ridiculously expensive
4. i will become so rich from all the car related money saved that i can buy a chauffeur... and a pilot.
5. taxes was just raised to 9% in CA
6. cars promote fatness
7. i dislike anything related to the gov't
8. the world needs one less asian woman driving
9. i will decrease my daily impact by refusing to drive
10. and finally and most importantly, i fail all tests concerning the DMV, driving, and cars

this made my day.

hindsight is 20/20

x: if i could, i would.
Berkeley Flea Market
the San Francisco’s Farmer’s Market
Moe’s Used Book store

p.s. you can eat all the frosting off of my cupcakes.

hollywood.

if i were a movie character, i would be composed of:

ocean eleven's casey affleck's idiotic boyish charm
the bloom brother's bang bang
gran torino's quick wit
t.v. carpino's singing voice

in which case, i'd become a walking sing-a-long of impulsive rebellions consisting of explosions and endearing racist slurs. the audience would be so enraptured with my quirky personality and love for all things that go "boom boom," i would become an instant hit. perfect.

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