dear time,

i sorely dislike you.

< /3 k

dear k,

if you take the moment to realize that you would have more time available if you stopped writing blog posts, you will find that 24 hours in a day is more than enough time to get your shit done.

sincerely,
time

dear time,

if you could please give me a couple more hours in this 24 hour day, i would greatly appreciate it.

<3k

goal diagram:

check list for a bad situation:

[x] you are lactose intolerant
[x] you decided to eat clam chowder for dinner the night before a midterm
[x] you come home to find that your roommate clogged the toilet
[x] you have no plunger
[x] your roommate leaves a note on your laptop saying that she had to go to class
[x] you don't know anyone around your apartment complex that would let you use their bathroom...

this is going to be a long night.

i've decided that i'm going to go on an all green ice cream diet this summer.

http://www.sorry-im-late.com/watch.html