December 10, 2008

I called my brother today. He didn't pick up, but he did send me this text.

TEXT:
SORRY, I'M ABOUT TO JUMP
OUT OF A PLANE.
I'LL CALL
YOU BACK WHEN I'M ON GROUND.





...

December 9, 2008

Today, I would like to talk about a subject that is very near and dear to my heart.

Lately, obesity in children and adults have taken a forefront in health. Every where people are promoting good exercise and healthy food. Even the cookie monster has been rumored to undergo a strictly no cookie diet. However, this new obsession of reducing our pants sizes has also caused us to neglect an extremely important issue.

Brain obesity.

It's an unfortunate condition that is plaguing our nation's college students and professors alike. Often a person is considered brain obese when the density of their brains are disproportionate to their bodies. Scientists believe that this is often due to excessive academic intake, long hours of non stop studying, psychiatric illness, and genetic susceptibility.

Brain obesity has several negative affects that include frequent headaches, stiff bones, sore backs, extreme fatigue, crankiness, and cramped hands. It has also been proven that brain obesity is in direct correlation to the following diseases:

increased knowledge
atheism
epiphanies
mathematical and scientific discoveries
and so on and so forth

Dr. Klyn, an expert in the field of studying, states that, "Youth today have no portion control. With all such available information at their finger tips, they are often found to study too much. This is most prevalent in college students where the curriculum demands extreme amounts of studying in short amounts of time. In fact they even have a whole week dedicated to the celebration of study. It's absolutely absurd!"

Fortunately brain obesity is easily cured by reducing the amounts of studying and increasing the amounts of activities that require little brain activity. Doctors suggest winter/summer vacations, partying, having movie marathons, or sleeping for more than 12 hours a day.

It must be remembered that to cure brain obesity, one must undergo a change in lifestyle. While at first it is extremely psychologically straining, the benefits are incomprehensible. literally.

December 7, 2008



tour de mouches!

December 5, 2008

if happiness were a food it'd be this:

a glass of original soymilk
2 tbsp of honey

eaten with an oatmeal raisin chewy bar


this is a chandelier.














made by
Luc D'Abreau
Matt Quan
Kevin Chen
and yours truly, K

December 4, 2008


We had 1 hour to complete our final architecture project that entailed a class competition to see who could create the tallest structure with a budget of 5 dollars. Our only requirements: must be aesthetically pleasing and structurally sound.

And so I sat there, outside, in 40 degree weather bundled in winter jackets, winter hats, and winter gloves, shaking and thinking that this was the dumbest thing I have ever done in my life. I cursed design inept architectural engineers, repeating again and again that I should be an architect. I muttered under my breath making angry clouds in the cold, crisp air. And that's when I saw him.

Finally.

Against the dark, I could see his thin silhouette made of broad shoulders and a small waist. But some monstrosity was growing from his back. My eyes squinted and I cursed again for being an ARCE.

He came up to me with a clumsy smile holding 20 some odd skittle colored balloons. My anger quickly dissappated as I saw him. He looked like he had just stolen Santa's Bag of presents.



From behind him came another boy. Taller this time and laughing, carrying another 10 white balloons. Then 3 other boys carrying backpacks full of rocks and rolls of string amounting to 1000 ft in total.

It was time to get to work.

We unraveled each roll of ribbon, string, and twine, making organized rows of 150 ft long lanes. Around the same time our boy scouts were making balloon knots, the master planner came riding out on his low ride bike with 10 more balloons trailing his speedy arrival. We quickly tiered the three layers of balloons to produce a 20 ft. structure with a spire reaching to another 50 ft in the air attached to the long strips of ribbon and string that we tied to our rock filled backpacks paying no attention to the other groups that were in the process of raising their concrete, cardboard made structures.

Architecture students began to pop their heads out of their studios, a couple bystanders were accumulating and people began looking at us, curiously wondering what we were doing. And in one single motion all five of us took a backpack and walked backwards as our group leader released the balloons. At that same moment, our professor came walking up laughing

if i ever saw...

40 balloons rose into the cobalt blue skies warping Dexter Lawn into an entirely new space that redefined the look and feel of not only the exterior space, but our faces as well. We all watched, glowing in the cold air and moonlight, watching as this simple structure fostered childish smiles and honest laughter out of our stressful lives. The wind was soft and the skies were clear with a bright moon shining an incandescent glow onto our balloons that floated with the stars. And as I stared at our structure, forgetting completely about the competition and finals and everything, I smiled.