hollywood.

if i were a movie character, i would be composed of:

ocean eleven's casey affleck's idiotic boyish charm
the bloom brother's bang bang
gran torino's quick wit
t.v. carpino's singing voice

in which case, i'd become a walking sing-a-long of impulsive rebellions consisting of explosions and endearing racist slurs. the audience would be so enraptured with my quirky personality and love for all things that go "boom boom," i would become an instant hit. perfect.