in the show spongebob squarepants, sponegbob fails his driver's test 58 times. when i came home with another fail from the DMV, my mom decided to nickname me "katbob squarepants." in which case, i proceeded to tell her all the top 10 reasons why i will never drive.

1. cars are ridiculously expensive
2. gas is ridiculously expensive
3. continuously applying for new permits and driver's licenses is ridiculously expensive
4. i will become so rich from all the car related money saved that i can buy a chauffeur... and a pilot.
5. taxes was just raised to 9% in CA
6. cars promote fatness
7. i dislike anything related to the gov't
8. the world needs one less asian woman driving
9. i will decrease my daily impact by refusing to drive
10. and finally and most importantly, i fail all tests concerning the DMV, driving, and cars